Are The People In Your Life As Demented As You Are?

Do you know what I like more than having you as a subscriber to Sub/Verses? Having you and all your friends as subscribers to Sub/Verses.

Starting today, if you refer your friends and family to become subscribers, you will receive benefits that give you special access to my deeply deranged mind (oh wait, I’m supposed to make you WANT to do this…)

How to participate

1. Share Sub/Verses. You'll get credit for new subscribers when you use the referral link below or the “Share” button on any post. Simply send the link in a text, e-mail, or share it on social media with friends.

2. Earn benefits. Here are the benefits you’ll earn at each level-

• 5 referrals - You get to recommend an article for me to write about (with a hat tip to you…unless it’s really good, then I’ll keep it for myself).

• 15 referrals - I’ll promote something of yours in my next post (within reason, sicko).

• 25 referrals - 30-minute call with me. I’m not sure if that’s an incentive or a deterrent, but let’s go with it anyway.

Once you hit the various levels, you’ll get an e-mail with details on how to redeem.

Thanks again for your dedicated readership. And if you want to hide that readership from anyone whose respect you want to maintain, I don’t blame you.

To learn more, check out Substack’s FAQ.

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