I would switch out the cop and Chekhov's gun with the gay vegetarian on the theory that he's healthy (will live longer) and the fact that in space you'll eat whatever the fuck is available.
The 12-yr-old gets a higher ranking from me for longevity. He'll be the only one at some point old enough to remember our world and explain it to the next generation.
Otherwise I agree, particularly with the Ashley Judd part.
I love how a person can be both a ‘militant’ and a ‘medical student’. Thats not even fair. Thats like putting an AF Pararescue guy on the list; go google.
Love having all those vjj's around, but the excess estrogen in the air will ruin the male experience. What seems to be missing is assurances that all those ladies will be content to be baby makers for the sake of humanity (I almost said mankind). Especially the 21 year-old will want to be wild in her 20's, missing almost a decade of productivity.
I appreciate that you brought all the women on board but I think it was a mistake to ditch the Jews. Jews are survivors!! You’ll need some of that early Zionist enthusiasm to build a thriving civilization out of whatever shithole you end up in. I can’t believe I’m actually answering this seriously.
I would switch out the cop and Chekhov's gun with the gay vegetarian on the theory that he's healthy (will live longer) and the fact that in space you'll eat whatever the fuck is available.
The 12-yr-old gets a higher ranking from me for longevity. He'll be the only one at some point old enough to remember our world and explain it to the next generation.
Otherwise I agree, particularly with the Ashley Judd part.
This is the best thing I've read today.
Haha, that's brilliant!
I love how a person can be both a ‘militant’ and a ‘medical student’. Thats not even fair. Thats like putting an AF Pararescue guy on the list; go google.
It's a cookbook!
Love having all those vjj's around, but the excess estrogen in the air will ruin the male experience. What seems to be missing is assurances that all those ladies will be content to be baby makers for the sake of humanity (I almost said mankind). Especially the 21 year-old will want to be wild in her 20's, missing almost a decade of productivity.
we dont pay you enough
I appreciate that you brought all the women on board but I think it was a mistake to ditch the Jews. Jews are survivors!! You’ll need some of that early Zionist enthusiasm to build a thriving civilization out of whatever shithole you end up in. I can’t believe I’m actually answering this seriously.
Sounds like Gilligan’s Island in space. A monthly update on their misadventures aboard the Woke Bullshit would be fantastic.